Celine Deon would play Tyler. Nathan Lane would be Jack. Lindsey Lohan would be Marla. Tickets would sell out years in advance, and it would run for decades. The break-out single would be “I’m Punching You Because I Love You,” and it would be staged by Andrew Lloyd Webber using sets and costumes leftover from ‘Cats.”
That’s the dream.
mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
some people are so pretty I can’t tell if I want them or want to be them